operate:

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

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(Source: cravings, via seanp0donnell)

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via truetothend)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via crystallized-teardrops)

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via mamiisfavorite)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via seanp0donnell)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via seanp0donnell)

you only have one dick, so you only need one girl

(Source: ILAURENS, via dopegyaaal)