when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even